Boob Tube; Idiot Box; Pun Hell

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Boob Tube Defined
From Wikipedia: In American and Canadian slang, boob tube is a term used for a television set. The term usually carries a negative or humorous connotation, as it comes from the words boob (a foolish person) and tube (from the television's cathode ray tube).

Idiot Box Defined
From the Urban Dictionary: television - negative connotation; a box filled with idiots.

Pun Hell
Again, from the Urban Dictionary: Where you get sent when you make a very bad pun. The pun could be "bad" because its just so good and causes laughter, or its "bad" because its just so lame. The worse the pun, the lower the level.

In puns too irresistible to resist, BWE's Alex Blagg (seen above) putting the "boob" in "boob tube." No? How about the "idiot" in "idiot box"?

Hmmm. I'd say that'd put me in the third level of pun hell; maybe the second, for using two puns in quick succession. The saving grace in Mr. Blagg's costume: At least he wasn't wearing a douche nozzle on his head because the nature of the pun would be so obvious as to split open the space/time continuum.