It's just a banana, folks. That's all there is to this picture. Shia LaBeouf is eating a banana while wearing a suit and walking. I don't have anything else to offer you. Just Shia LaBeouf. And a banana. A banana that is not a metaphor for life. It's not a phallic substitute, or indicative of something bigger and more prurient. It's just a banana. Being eaten by a celebrity. A yellow curvy fruit. High in potassium and vitamin C. Seedless. Grown in tropical areas. And enjoyed by Shia LaBeouf. And millions of other people across the world.