Snaps: Falsification
A Ramones T-Shirt must be earned, dammit, not bought at the mall -- unless you're 10-years-old. (NYTimes)Renee Zellweger has got the flawless skin of an ancient Egyptian mummy. (Yeeeah!)
Doesn't Rachel Ray know that lies are the instruments of the devil? (Celebitchy)
Everyone loves the hot-ass bitches from "Gossip Girl!" (The Evil Beet)
"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" is on the verge of becoming the most popular slogan since "Don't taze me bro'!" (Mollygood)
Paris Hilton defiles a beloved Disney character. (DListed)
Ah, crap. And speaking of "defiled" -- so much for the sweet innocence of "Pushing Daisies." (Fatback)
Ahem-hem. I believe it's 'you're ten-years-old', not 'your ten-years-old'
Um, how does a rip in your Ramones tee make you closer to Sid? Wouldn't it make you closer to Joey, Johnny or DeeDee?
Aw now I'm sad that they're all dead. I'm gonna go home and put on my Ramones teeshirt and watch Rock n' Roll High School.