If you were harboring any doubt whatsoever -- Britney is officially a bad mother. (custody/">Yeeeah!)

Happy Halloween from Fatback and Collards! (Fatback)

Mena Suvari's hair is finally starting to look cute. (UseMyComputer)

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong make out session? Excuse me whilst I vomit. (Celebitchy)

That's no Halloween costume -- Heather Mills really is a wicked witch. (Agent Bedhead)

Emmy Rossum is a Devils fan! (Popoholic)

Poor Owen Wilson. I mean, I know things are bad -- but this isn't the way to deal with it. (DListed)

Head scratcher: He sometimes listens to Bon Jovi. Deal breaker: He's got a tail. (Pajiba)