Rebel Defined
A person who resists any authority, control, or tradition.

Weenie Pop singer extraordinarie Donny Osmond reveals that he didn't always embrace his non-threatening good looks and chaste image.

He says, "As I grew up, I hated what I was. I started wearing torn jeans, I didn't shave... My publicist even put together a campaign to get me busted for drugs to dirty up my image. I almost went for it. Then I thought: 'Hang on, I may have been told what to do and what to sing, but the bottom line is, I did it. I got up there and wore those clothes and sang those songs. I might as well embrace it and own it.'"

Ooooh... Torn jeans and a dirt 'stache? What a rebel! Don't listen to the haters, Donny -- I'm sure you totally rocked that look better than Sanjaya. But where did you find this publicist of yours, The Ass Backwards Agency? All the glamour of getting busted for drugs without any of the fun of actually doing drugs? If Lindsay Lohan had been around to hear that kind of nonsense, she probably would have kicked you both right in the pussy.