Misguided

britney_102907.jpgMisguided Defined
Having or showing faulty judgment or reasoning

In an egregiously misguided use of a church congregation, a pastor in Lexington, Kentucky is asking parishioners to ban together and write letters to Britney Spears. And not even the hate mail she so richly deserves, either. No -- nice letters. From the church's website:

Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney Spears, and bring it to the front of the stage between worship services this weekend this week. No preaching. No criticizing. Just love. As a church, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.

See, now there's the problem, because I'm pretty sure that even Jesus doesn't love Britney Spears. I know he's the son of God and all, and is supposed to have unconditional love to all mankind or something like that -- but come on. Give the guy a break, is all I'm saying. "Helping Britney Spears" probably ranks on Jesus' to-do list somewhere between "Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl victory" and "cleaning out Heaven's gutters."



1 Comments


Mike said:

Hey....leave the Eagles alone :)